The Deli in My Office Building
::applause:: ::cheer:: ::standing ovation::
On today's menu they had... Chilli Dogs (yes, that's how they spelled it), Fried Shrimp and Lasagna. I opted for a baked potato and I'm glad I did. As I'm standing there waiting for them to fix my potato, I noticed the normal "chilli dog" fixings. It took me a minute to comprehend just what I saw. Then...there, in the yellow squeeze bottle, see it? That's right! It's the SECRET sauce!!! MUSTER! They put muster on our chilli dogs.
I just don't think I can muster up the energy to explain to them what was so funny. Maybe they should muster all the employees for an English as a Second Language class. Yep...they're just not butchering food in our deli. LOL
I have faith this will not be the last time we see the deli on the coveted Stupid Monkey Award Winner list.
Must'er die from their insanity?
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