Friday, June 24, 2011

Stupid Monkey Award #4

It's been a dry spell (in more ways than one) for Stupid Monkeys lately...until today. YAY!!!!!! The day had been crazy and I needed a break for lunch so I went downstairs to my old faithful deli. Do you see where this is going yet? LOL That's right folks, we have a repeat Stupid Monkey winner!!

The Deli in My Office Building

::applause:: ::cheer:: ::standing ovation::

On today's menu they had... Chilli Dogs (yes, that's how they spelled it), Fried Shrimp and Lasagna. I opted for a baked potato and I'm glad I did. As I'm standing there waiting for them to fix my potato, I noticed the normal "chilli dog" fixings. It took me a minute to comprehend just what I saw. Then...there, in the yellow squeeze bottle, see it? That's right! It's the SECRET sauce!!! MUSTER! They put muster on our chilli dogs.

I just don't think I can muster up the energy to explain to them what was so funny. Maybe they should muster all the employees for an English as a Second Language class. Yep...they're just not butchering food in our deli. LOL 

I have faith this will not be the last time we see the deli on the coveted Stupid Monkey Award Winner list.


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Otter said...

So, did it pass muster?

Chrisknits said...

I just don't know that we have such Stupid Monkeys around here, but I will look for them.