Stupid Monkey Award #4

It's been a dry spell (in more ways than one) for Stupid Monkeys lately...until today. YAY!!!!!! The day had been crazy and I needed a break for lunch so I went downstairs to my old faithful deli. Do you see where this is going yet? LOL That's right folks, we have a repeat Stupid Monkey winner!!

The Deli in My Office Building

::applause:: ::cheer:: ::standing ovation::

On today's menu they had... Chilli Dogs (yes, that's how they spelled it), Fried Shrimp and Lasagna. I opted for a baked potato and I'm glad I did. As I'm standing there waiting for them to fix my potato, I noticed the normal "chilli dog" fixings. It took me a minute to comprehend just what I saw. Then...there, in the yellow squeeze bottle, see it? That's right! It's the SECRET sauce!!! MUSTER! They put muster on our chilli dogs.

I just don't think I can muster up the energy to explain to them what was so funny. Maybe they should muster all the employees for an English as a Second Language class. Yep...they're just not butchering food in our deli. LOL 

I have faith this will not be the last time we see the deli on the coveted Stupid Monkey Award Winner list.

bwahahahahaha!

Must'er die from their insanity?

If you run across a Stupid Monkey, take a picture and send it to whimzeenator@gmail.com.